January 1, 2011

Fuggin A man.. Not a whole lot has been going on the Wheresmyskin front.. Going to start WMS 12 this year, heh, sometime... Have WMS Issue 10 and 11 in stock.. Other news.. Towards Global Holocaust "Feuersturm" CD is out.. check out Scattered to the Winds for more information.. Also have the DeathsHead TGH patch out there for those that are interested... Bahimiron has been slow... half the LP is complete, the other half only needs vocals .. and then the mix and mastering.. hopefully soon in early 2011.. I hereby vomit on the new year.

February 18, 2010

No real fuggin' news.. except I do have copies of WMS issue 10 and WMS 9-11 in stock as of right now... Fuggin' write me for more details.. Updated the pix section as well..

August 17, 2009

+++++++++++++++++++++IMPORTANT CHANGE:
Prices/Deals ---Changed as of 8/17 - I just got fucked at the post office... all orders up to now are honoured, all future will have to have higher postage.. it cost 8.50 USD for airmail to europe. Do the math..thats not even factoring in printing the zine cost..)
WMS 9/11 + towards global holocaust mcd "ever onwards" 09 10 USD for airmail to: US
14 USD for Europe and Asia.
WMS 9/11 + Bahimiron "Last of the Confederates" 09 15 USD for airmail to: US
19 USD for airmail to Europe and Asia.
WMS 9/11 just the fuggin' zine 7 USD airmail - US 12 USD airmail - Europe 13 USD airmail - Asia
TGH just the fuggin mcd: [url]http://www.myspace.com/scatteredtothewinds[/url] Bahimiron just the fuggin' split: [url]http://www.gsr666.com[/url]

August 14, 2009


Ahem... just a couple.. months since completed, and moving past a few obstacles with printing we have:
++++ WMS Terror Issue 9/11 is out - August 2009 ++++
The terrorists for issue 11:
Cultes Des Ghoules (Pol), Dead Congregation (Gre), Ampütator (US), Avsky (Swe), Portal (Austrl), Obscure Anachronism (Aus), HOD (Texas), Orcivus (Swe) BlasphemophagheR (Ita), Nuclear Desekration (US), Grima Morstua (Arg), Insidious Omen (Can), Desastrious Records (US), Valdur (US), Mike Thrash - Phoenix Metal Head (US) Plus another ritual rape tale from Maija, more then 60+ reviews, + the usual piss, shiate, radiation, violence, and random spurts of blaash jizz on random pages.. 96 Pages in total, complete with a godawful illegible layout...
Prices/Deals:
WMS 9/11 + towards global holocaust mcd "ever onwards" 09 10 USD for airmail to: US, Europe and Asia.
WMS 9/11 + Bahimiron "Last of the Confederates" 09 15 USD for airmail to: US, Europe and Asia.
WMS 9/11 just the fuggin' zine 6 USD airmail - US 8 USD airmail - Europe 9 USD airmail - Asia

May 15, 2009


A little, belated, but on good ole 4/20/09, WHERESMYSKIN "TEACHING TERROR" ISSUE 9-11 was completed... 96 pages of fuggin' filth, cum n vomit, and oh yeah, the following bands: DESASTRIOUS Rec. (US), Amputator (US), Avsky (Swe), HOD (US), Obscure Anachronism (Aut), Orcivus (Swe), BlasphemophagheR (Ita), Dead Congregation (Gre), Valdur (US), Cultes Des Ghoules (Pol), Portal (Aus), Grima Morstua (Arg), Nuclear Desecration (US), Insidious Omen (Can), "Mad" Mike Thrash - (A Phoenix metal ally), Maija brings us another Esa adventure, and about 60 or 70 reviews of demos, LPs, CDs in my illegible style and rant. It is currently at the printer, and I expect the first 100 or so issues to be back to me by June-ish sometime..

February 10, 2009


Still.. fucking .. Not done... a couple more last minute interviews have been launched, and hopefully I'll have them back pretty soon.. Continuing on the layout, and got more blood cum splatter all over the fuggin' place.. In other news, Towards Global Holocaust has their mcd "Ever Onwards" out.. Black death maniacal spewings.. check out promo tracks at myspace.com/towardsglobalholocaust... And goddamn it, yes, I'm going to finish this issue up pretty fuggin' soonish...

November 21, 2008


Allright fuggers, just got back a couple more killer interviews, espcially from CULTES DES GHOULES (POL) and ORCIVUS (SWE).. half of the layout for WMS issue 9-11 is done - 60+ reviews are done - tonnes of porn, gore, and my own personal donation of sperm and blood are bedraggled among the pages - expect to have this done end of 08 or early 09.. Hold outs are still Gelida and Mefetic... if they can't make it.. they can't make it.

April 15, 2008


Just a week away from happy Columbine Day, and Hitler's birthday, (4-20), I bring news of WHEREMYSKIN TERROR ISSUE (9)-Eleven.. Bands have vomitted back answers to me, and shall be sown soon to pages - these bands are AMPUTATOR (US), NUCLEAR DESECRATION (US), HOD (US/TX), AVSKY (SWE), VALDUR (US) - other terror acts that have been thrown pages to vomit and return are DEAD CONGREGATION (GR), GELIDA OBSCURITAS (RUS), MEFETIC (ITA), OBSCURE ANANCRHONISM (AUT), BlasphemophagheR (ITA), Grima Morstua (ARG), and I will conjuring more interrogations as drunken violence allows me to..WMS 8, 9, 10 all sold out.. as of now anyway.. Dunno where to get'em .. Don't have one myself..

December 22th, 2007


So it has spewed forth - Wheresmyskin Issue 11 has started - interviews are now being consructed..On a side note, I have reconnected with an ally from 1997, and will be contributing to the following act: Towards Global Holocaust... Its a thrash/death element that has nothing to do with BAHIMIRON at all.. for those interested check the site..

September 15th, 2007

Still have some WMS issue 10 laying around.. Started to conjure ideas for WMS issue One One....Been busy with recording for Bahimiron's 2nd LP, but I've finished my part, so now I can work on WMS a bit more.. updated the Gallery, thats about it..

March 15th, 2007

Allrighty.. I've got more shitty issue 10s.. no sales to distros.. (I ain't got that many).. individual orders: US 6.00 USD (airmail).. Europe 7.00 (Airmail) ... Asia 8.00 (Airmail)

December 18th, 2006

Wheresmyskin Issue 10 is out. Like, fucking sold out from me.. so get it from the Anja Offensive or from Moribund Cult.. Also, for those who like to read shitty things I write on line, check here for this online interview.. Also updated a few pix of latest tatt work I got.. not much too it. Basically it shows I'm getting fuckin' old and shit..

October 9th, 2006

WHERESMYSKIN IZZUE 10 IS OUT. Heres the goddamn COVER

June 3, 2006

Layout for WMS issue X (eXecution) is underway. Expect to have it done by end of summer.. Interviews with Necros Christos(ger), Ajna Offensive (us), Calvarium (fin), Behexen (fin), Blaspherian (us), Zarasthura (ger), Beastcraft (nor), Pestilential Shadows (aussie), Ibex Fuggin' Throne (us), Cold Northern Vengeance (us), Necroplasma !! (swe)..

March 29, 2006

No more issues of any kind to trade or peddle.. bands I'm currently interrorgating for issue X.. Zarasthura (ger), Cold Northern Vengeance (us), Calvarium (fin), Necros Christos (ger), Beastcraft(nor), Necroplasma (swe), + all the other ones below I mentioned..

February 3, 2006

Tradelist has been updated... working on ISSUE X....

December 18, 2005

Okay, only have three issues of WMS 666/split w/IMPAIRED.. thats all thats left... work on issue X continues, and remember, I did just move in this shitty state, so before sending anything contact me by email..

December 3, 2005

After a fuggin' hell move in Arizona, I've come across the following: One WMS issue 1.
One WMS issue 2.
One WMS issue 4.
One WMS issue 5.
Three WMS issue 666.
All issues are 6 USD in the US, 7 for Europe, and 8 for Asia.
Interviews have gone out, and will continue to do so; some of the alleged Terror squads we are going to have: IBEX Fucking THRONE, one of the last interviews with that bastard helldrunk LD, AJNA Offensive Commander Mr. Tyler, BEHEXEN (FIN), PESTILENTIAL SHADOWS(AUSSIE), BLASPHERIAN (US), with WES WEAVER, the fuggin' ICON of underground Houston goddamn Texas extreme metal, and more... Its a blur of vodka and writing these days.. Also updated the gallery with more shiate pictures of various..shiate... OF NOTE - I'VE MOVED, obviously SO email me FIRST if you are going to send anything (SARS, AIDS, dead monkeys, money shots, etc)

October 8, 2005

Very interesting compilation of metal related questions and answers done by various people for the mighty ISTEN magazine.. give it a read..

September 26, 2005

More bands and individuals being sought out for issue X.. also, the trade list is back, its the bullett drum at the lower right of this web page.


September6, 2005
Well, I've started coming up with targets for issue X, also, WHEREMSYSKIN issue 9MM is offically sold out by me - it may be in different distros, but I aint GOT NONE.. also, as I said previously, I found some older issues, and will be alerting the very stupid who want those the price for said issues.. prolly around 5-7 each pending where you are..also, here is an old online interview I did for www.anus.com boys - I post this again, coz I get of the same kind of questions...


August 17, 2005

Okay fuckheads, there are NO more back issues - I just got a list of requests for WMS issues 1 through 8 longer thenmy weewee (which may or may not be long, depending on if you've seen'em), and goddamn it, thats it - where were you fuckers 10 years ago?? Hell, 12 years ago is more like it.. anyway, thats the only update really.. that and I'll be starting interviews for WMS issue xXx..


August 10, 2005

Well. Heres the Fuggin' WMS zite.. AND AGAIN, I, Mister Blaash make no HTML excuses - just deal with the drunken scripting/copying/vomiting pages bullshit etc... Also, this is still a shitting in progress, so quit yer yapping. There are a few changes within, as in more personal bullshit associated with my shitting across this fuggin' planet. If anybody wants a picture removed, ask me. I'll take the fuggin' thing off.

Also, here are a couple reviews I've received for issue Issue 9MM , and heres a flyer from the bloke who scribed it... Another review from that crazy MetalWhore Jeff feller...

Lastly, I found some back issues of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 and 8 laying around my parents house. if you REALLY want it, write first to see if I still have any... Minimum 6 bux domestic, 7 bux International...